Things I have learned from video games
I saw a shirt that said "Things I have learned from movies" which then listed a bunch of movie cliches such as the good guy never has to reload, during an investigation the heroes have to visit a strip club at least once and The cop has to be suspended before nabbing the bad guy. Well that got me thinking about What I have learned from video games
- Bodies disappear after you kill them
- driving over an arrow makes you go faster
- drivers are always committing hit and runs
- money appears when someone dies
- you can take major fire before dying
- a boss can take major fire and still live to fight you later
- barrels explode when you shoot them
- you can carry and easily swicth between multiple firearms
- when you look down you realize you can't see your legs
- you can restore health by simply eating everyday food
- you never have to sleep or go to the bathroom
- you can pick up items by just waling over them
- you can find money under rocks , by chopping down bushes and grass and by smashing crates
- you can survive any car crash
- you never brake any bones by falling from a somewhat high ledge
- a good percent of heroes suffer from amnesia
- any level has exactly what you need to get you to the end
- car are almost always unlocked and you never need to hotwire them
- you can kill someone by shooting them in the feet legs hands and arms
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